Jenker's Private Parts Aren't So Private....

You know, about a year and half ago, Mayor Jenker decided to relieve himself in a local resident's yard, with her standing outside watching this. Jenker decided it was time to "take a whiz", right in front of the poor ol' lady (dont'cha know that was a site to see). If you ride around town, you might find a can labeled "Jenker's Piss Can" in a yard because he decided it was time to urinate in this ladies yard, like a waterfall, with- her standing right there watching. She put out a can and labeled it for Jenker for everyone to know.

There have been other citizens who have witnessed him urinating late at night, while one of many nightly drives, on the side of a city street, right in front of a citizen's house. Seems the citizen got to watch him "takin care of business", and we dont mean city business, that is... See, Jenker's public behavior is just down right vulgar, and unbecoming of a public official. I mean, who wants see a 70 something year old man pissing in public?

Jenker, it's called "a private part" for a reason. Please do us all a favor and keep your private parts private. We don't want you polluting our ground water supply with raw urine. That's what sewers are for, and for it to get in the sewer, you gotta "do your business" in a restroom by means of using a toilet, not pissing on city right-of-ways and in citizens yards.