"COPS" Should Come To Bardwell

Well we have a real "metro" like Police force here in big Bardwell. Maybe the TV Show "COPS" should come to town.

Here is a typical day in Bardwell. Mayor wakes up around 6 AM, and immediately hits the bottle. He goes to City Hall, and retrieves the beer from the fridge inside the city offices..... (There was beer left in it for him last year).

Mike decides to patrol, and has city clerk Shannon riding around in the police car with him. A typical day in Bardwell, answering dog calls, writing bogus tickets (which city councilmembers hand out to the citizens- that is when they aren't driving the car themselves). Most typically, though, the Police Chief is at City Hall or more likely home.

The mayor, gets drunk (I bet his liver looks like swiss cheese). He drives around town, then goes to his shop and drives around some more. Here is a street sign we need to put on every street in town, warning drivers and pedestrians alike about Mayor Jenker's driving:


Now, that would make a good episode of "COPS". Our police force arresting OUR drunkard for a mayor. We can call it like we see it, considering his convictions, his arrest, and his blatant, IN PUBLIC alcohol consumption. Look in the back of the truck if you are a cop and stop him, or even in the cab. Then you can see that cooler........... It don't take a rocket scientist to find him, but evidently, our Police Chief is not even close to one. More like a puppet, with Jenker in control of the strings.

Shannon has a reputation here in town, whether or not is true, her appearance, with those boots with the fur around the top, make me think of a street walker. She knows she is not supposed to be in the car, but does anyway. Instead of "Cops", I think we will make the cover of this magazine: